If they did just dance to taptaptap then they probably wuoldn't get famuose dancing on television to hits.
Ladies and gentleman, heeeeeeere he is!! Mr. Mayheeeeeeeemmm!!! (crowd appluades)(starts to play a number one hit singal "Apolagize")
Robot: Innitiating dance moves. Beat sensor on. Vibration sesor on.Circuit overload. This song has no tune. Aaaaaaaahhhh! Major Malfuncton. Master alarm. Cannot sense beat. Error: Unable to shut down Beat sensor. Complete system backup. Cannot recover dance files. Losing power. voltage 2%. Complete system failure. self destruct.
BBOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
that's it for tonight folks! Happy Day will be closing due to some unexpected tecnical difficulties.
Oh, trust Martin to use our lovely blog as a place to post insults. Martin why don't you go smim in a pool of sharks with a cut on your ankle? And what is a grizzled old grunion and a frumpy foghorn?
Here is your response, O impatiant one. Of course you agree with me. I'm always right, you see. It's about time you learned that.
Maggie not Muggie
P.S. How do you get it to say anything other than Anonymous? And if you're Martin reading this please don't respond! You don't speak English when it comes to computers.
Hello Jaxyn. This blog is kind of strange mostly thanks to our good freind Jesse. He is responsible for all the jibberish you will see here. thank you. You can use this page of the blog as a sort of private chat space if you want. We'd love to talk to you about Homeschooling or Orlando Bloom.
Orlando Bloom is a flower!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha get it Orlando (BLOOM) is a (FLOWER) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! And he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuks!!!!!!!!!!
This Might take a while to explain. Being a homeschooler is like having a private school with only you, but completely informal. That means no classrooms; most of us just study wherever we want. No Homework; At least most of the time. And no boring stuff. For example, I'm allowed to draw during History. plus, you get to finish as quikly as possible; that means no set class times. You could finish all your studies before lunch if you really try hard. Plus, at any given time if everyone feels like it you can take a break. And at any given time you can decide to take the day off. Every wensday I go skiing when it's winter and every sunday is off. but not saturday, at least for me. study wise, we don't have that many subjects(our family, at least). math, spelling, literature, vocabulary, sometimes language, art, history, penmanship, science, and some community classes to boot. But please note, this is only our family, and others may wish to pitch in in helping to tell you everything. In short, homeschooling is really fun, and I'm glad I made this choice. Oh yeah, and ourbedtime is somthing around midnight, and we get up maybe nine thirty. At least I do. I fyou have any more questions, feel free to ask, as we're all willing to help.
Well Graham you may go to sleep around midnight and wake up about nine. I myself prefer to go to bed at eleven (pm) and wake up at three (am). But suit yourself.
Hey, I'm finaly writing ln the blog again! Yeah! My poor brother has slightly idealized homeschooling. He doesn't really get up that early or go to bed that late. He'd like to think he did though. Jesse, Orlando Bloom is a folwer and should go to some sort of flower house where he belongs and not bother anyone with his lame movie charactures(I have no idea how to spell that word and looking it up in the dictionary would be just too much work.). And do you really get up at 3??? That's only four hours. That's not healthy. You're sick.
Jesse, Maggie. MAGGIE. Say it three times slowly. If you like getting up at thre perhaps you should take up stabing yourself with needles. It's just as healthy. (I like Grahamy Poo.)
Jaxyn, This may be really rude, but are you a boy or a girl? We've talked about it a lot but can't come to an agrement.
Are we all on here at the same time? If we are that is realy cool! Maggie I am a girl and I don't think it's very rude if you didn't know if I was a girl or not. About the time I posted at eleven I was sick and still am.
HEY WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! I DO NOT PREFER THE NAME GRAMMY POO!!! HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND OUT THAT THAT'S WHAT MOM CALLS ME?????!!! @#!!^&^&%^&#$@!@#$!%@&!*@*&*&&!@%&!@$&!@%$&!%@$&!%@$!&@%&!$@&%!&$@&!%&@$&!@$@&$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!!!!!!!!! @#%&! @#&%!!!! %$@#&! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!! Hello Everybody. Uh-oh, I have to get off now. bye. Okay, I'm Back. Now I'm going to leave again. OOOhhh, have any of you ever heard of edvard grieg? Greatest Compaser Ever? No? Look Him Up. Do Hall of the Mountain King. You probably know it, just you don't know his name. Do also Anitras Dance, And Any Song With the name Solvieg in it. Toodles!
It took Jesse two minutes to type one sentence. look at his Orlando Bloom Sucks at Life gag. see the times? Ha Ha Ha Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha?!!?!%('.')
I feel sorry for Jesse(because he's such a slow typist.) and Orlando Bloom. It was a good joke though. Although I think I resent Jesse right now but I can't remember why. Maybe I'll forgive him.
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Jesse? What in the world got into you? I sure hope that's you. Anthough whoever it is is a freak. I did not write that I was a stupid stump and I will sue whoever wrote it for steeling my identity.
Muggie, Why do you hate fantasy and dragons and all? Are you missing a brain? wich is better: the new Charlie and The Chocolate fatory or the or the old one. ( I think the old one sucks)
Martin, Well fine I forgot not to say your last name. I'm sorry. But couldn't you have just deleted that word if your so good at computers? I'm very possesive of my writing. I resent you. You probobly resent me to. Hopefully you won't talk to me ever again. Martin that does not belong on a blog like this. Take it away. I am not dumb or a raving lunitic and I do not have flees. I am not afraid of you deleting the blog we wouldn't lose all that much. So there.
Ben, I am not missing any part of my brain. Fantesy is the same story over and over again with underdeveloped human charactures and sad rip-offs of fantesy creachers. If fantesy ever was origalal it has lost it now. The now movie is better.
Muggiwe, You're one to talk about Idiots, Miss spell. And just because Mart can say that you have TERMANAL FLEAS doesn't mean he can edit your comments.
My spelling is fine if you ask me. Not being able to spell is not the worst flaw you could have. I get my point across.
I don't know if Ben is Moo. Jesse says he'll give us his dog if he's Moo and Martin looked genuinly confussed when I asked him if he was Moo, so it definately could be Ben.
And Ben, is that the part where Jack is running around with a bunch of crab/rocks? If so then I think that the perfect amount of time was spent on it.
I am not moo. I've only really looked at this post for about three weeks. If I am moo then I'll hand-strangle all of my chickens and eat my cat. I mean the part where jack is hallucinating.
I mean the part where their are 30 Jack Sparrows and all of that malarky. I think they should have cut to that scene every time the plot bogged down. I can't spell Erie's brother's name, but I'll try and maybe you can figure it out.
You, Ben, are in very deep trouble. You promiced to write on the blog last night and now it's the morning and you still havn't written. I wouldn't suggest sleeping. Ever again.
89 comments:
dance,robot,dance! Dance dance dancedancedaned!!
I wonder what music a robot would like to dance to...techno?
Kind of "binary music", eh? The idea of music for robots is pervasive one on the web--check out this dancing, well, vibrating, robot pet!
I suppose robots might dance like this to tap tap tap tap....
http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1326159514&channel=1321249815
And now, Ladies and gentlmen, Here is the best robot band IN ALL OF HISTORY!!!!!
one! Two! One Two Three Four!
taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap!
If they did just dance to taptaptap then they probably wuoldn't get famuose dancing on television to hits.
Ladies and gentleman, heeeeeeere he is!! Mr. Mayheeeeeeeemmm!!!
(crowd appluades)(starts to play a number one hit singal "Apolagize")
Robot: Innitiating dance moves. Beat sensor on. Vibration sesor on.Circuit overload. This song has no tune. Aaaaaaaahhhh! Major Malfuncton. Master alarm. Cannot sense beat. Error: Unable to shut down Beat sensor. Complete system backup. Cannot recover dance files. Losing power. voltage 2%. Complete system failure. self destruct.
BBOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!
that's it for tonight folks! Happy Day will be closing due to some unexpected tecnical difficulties.
That last comment is from my wonderful brother Graham.
Maggie not Muggie
Oh, trust Martin to use our lovely blog as a place to post insults. Martin why don't you go smim in a pool of sharks with a cut on your ankle? And what is a grizzled old grunion and a frumpy foghorn?
Maggie NOT Muggie
Muggie,Martin is in astoria, You grizzled old grunionus grumpitonal gump!
Ben, Whose Blog You Should Look At, Dane
Jack is way better than will because will suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuks you stupid stump!
Don't call me a stupid stump and don't say bad things about the sick! You useless reptile!
Ben- Martin came back ages ago, fool.
Maggie not Muggie
For once I agree with you (Muggie). Will is sick, sick and disgusting. And he suuuuuuuuuuuuuks you stupid stump!
Here is your response, O impatiant one. Of course you agree with me. I'm always right, you see. It's about time you learned that.
Maggie not Muggie
P.S. How do you get it to say anything other than Anonymous? And if you're Martin reading this please don't respond! You don't speak English when it comes to computers.
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Are you quite all right Jesse?
What does the robot say?
Hi I'm not a home schooler but I've always wanted to be one so if I could talk to you guys that would be realy great.
P.S.I love this blog! but what's with the numbers and random stuff?
Jaxyn or Jax.
Hello Jaxyn. This blog is kind of strange mostly thanks to our good freind Jesse. He is responsible for all the jibberish you will see here. thank you. You can use this page of the blog as a sort of private chat space if you want. We'd love to talk to you about Homeschooling or Orlando Bloom.
Orlando Bloom is a flower!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha get it Orlando (BLOOM) is a (FLOWER) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
And he suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuks!!!!!!!!!!
So what is it like to be a home schooler? I want to know everything!
Jaxyn or Jax.
This Might take a while to explain. Being a homeschooler is like having a private school with only you, but completely informal. That means no classrooms; most of us just study wherever we want. No Homework; At least most of the time. And no boring stuff. For example, I'm allowed to draw during History. plus, you get to finish as quikly as possible; that means no set class times. You could finish all your studies before lunch if you really try hard. Plus, at any given time if everyone feels like it you can take a break. And at any given time you can decide to take the day off. Every wensday I go skiing when it's winter and every sunday is off. but not saturday, at least for me. study wise, we don't have that many subjects(our family, at least). math, spelling, literature, vocabulary, sometimes language, art, history, penmanship, science, and some community classes to boot. But please note, this is only our family, and others may wish to pitch in in helping to tell you everything. In short, homeschooling is really fun, and I'm glad I made this choice. Oh yeah, and ourbedtime is somthing around midnight, and we get up maybe nine thirty. At least I do. I fyou have any more questions, feel free to ask, as we're all willing to help.
Well Graham you may go to sleep around midnight and wake up about nine. I myself prefer to go to bed at eleven (pm) and wake up at three (am). But suit yourself.
bla bla bla bla!
Who has been talking to me? I'd like to know all your name if you don't mind please.
Jaxyn or Jax.
I'm sorry, but I just can't tell you my name. It's something I never do on the internet.
Say Jaxyn, Why did you post a comment here at 11:00 if you don't homeschool? Shouldn't you bee at school at that time?
Hey, I'm finaly writing ln the blog again! Yeah! My poor brother has slightly idealized homeschooling. He doesn't really get up that early or go to bed that late. He'd like to think he did though. Jesse, Orlando Bloom is a folwer and should go to some sort of flower house where he belongs and not bother anyone with his lame movie charactures(I have no idea how to spell that word and looking it up in the dictionary would be just too much work.). And do you really get up at 3??? That's only four hours. That's not healthy. You're sick.
Exploding monkey is actually named Graham but you can call him Grahamy Poo because he prefers it.
And yes I mostly do get up at three (Muggie).
Jesse,
Maggie. MAGGIE. Say it three times slowly. If you like getting up at thre perhaps you should take up stabing yourself with needles. It's just as healthy. (I like Grahamy Poo.)
Jaxyn,
This may be really rude, but are you a boy or a girl? We've talked about it a lot but can't come to an agrement.
Stabbing your self with needles is actually very healthy (it's called acupunture).
P.S. You like your brother?!
Are we all on here at the same time? If we are that is realy cool! Maggie I am a girl and I don't think it's very rude if you didn't know if I was a girl or not. About the time I posted at eleven I was sick and still am.
Jaxyn,
I'm sorry to hear you're sick. I'm glad to hear you didn't mind me asking your gender. How old are you?
Jesse,
I like Grahamy Poo the name not the person itself. Acupunture. Fine. Why don't you stab yourself with knifes.
Got to get off now. If either of you two are still on I'll write again in the morning.
I am 12
I'm 13. Graham and Jesse are 12. I case you were wondreing.
I suck at life
Yes we know that, now shut up you stupid flower!
HEY WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! I DO NOT PREFER THE NAME GRAMMY POO!!! HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND OUT THAT THAT'S WHAT MOM CALLS ME?????!!! @#!!^&^&%^&#$@!@#$!%@&!*@*&*&&!@%&!@$&!@%$&!%@$&!%@$!&@%&!$@&%!&$@&!%&@$&!@$@&$%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!!!!!!!!! @#%&! @#&%!!!! %$@#&! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!! Hello Everybody. Uh-oh, I have to get off now. bye. Okay, I'm Back. Now I'm going to leave again. OOOhhh, have any of you ever heard of edvard grieg? Greatest Compaser Ever? No? Look Him Up. Do Hall of the Mountain King. You probably know it, just you don't know his name. Do also Anitras Dance, And Any Song With the name Solvieg in it. Toodles!
It took Jesse two minutes to type one sentence. look at his Orlando Bloom Sucks at Life gag. see the times? Ha Ha Ha Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha?!!?!%('.')
Toodles.
I feel sorry for Jesse(because he's such a slow typist.) and Orlando Bloom. It was a good joke though. Although I think I resent Jesse right now but I can't remember why. Maybe I'll forgive him.
soop man ?
who the hell is i? i wont to know naw.
Who the hell is Moo? I wont to know naw
Moo
ha ha! i is grammy poo. but moo is a caw.
I am a stupid stump
No No No! I is I and Grammy Poo is Grammy Poo you stupid caw
hi
I is gay kitty
who is jaxyn?
dum dum dum dum dum do do do do bla bla bla bla gaaaaaaaaaaag
zoop/soop.
Soup caw
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Jesse? What in the world got into you? I sure hope that's you. Anthough whoever it is is a freak. I did not write that I was a stupid stump and I will sue whoever wrote it for steeling my identity.
If Jesse isn't Moo then who is?????
Martin I just went to the end of the blog and it says Muggie=dumb! Are you responsable for this horror?
bla bla bla.
snicker doodle.
snif.
king kong.
barf.
i like i.
i like maggie not muggie.
shizzle me nizzle.
john=stinky
Thand you for saying you like me, Moo, but who are you?
I am moo! and I smell of poo!
-eiggam
Muggie,
Why do you hate fantasy and dragons and all?
Are you missing a brain?
wich is better: the new Charlie and The Chocolate fatory or the or the old one. ( I think the old one sucks)
Martin,
Well fine I forgot not to say your
last name. I'm sorry. But couldn't you have just deleted that word if your so good at computers? I'm very possesive of my writing. I resent you. You probobly resent me to. Hopefully you won't talk to me ever again. Martin that does not belong on a blog like this. Take it away. I am not dumb or a raving lunitic and I do not have flees. I am not afraid of you deleting the blog we wouldn't lose all that much. So there.
Ben,
I am not missing any part of my brain. Fantesy is the same story over and over again with underdeveloped human charactures and sad rip-offs of fantesy creachers. If fantesy ever was origalal it has lost it now. The now movie is better.
Muggiwe,
You're one to talk about Idiots, Miss spell.
And just because Mart can say that you have TERMANAL FLEAS doesn't mean he can edit your comments.
does anyone go to the gap if thay do tell plaese
Poo,
None of us go too the Gap.
We might fall in!
I still can't delete some of moo's (who has terrible gramatical skills) comments.
Whoop, cancel that! I just figured out!
I think they should have made the "Jack in davy jone's locker" part longer.
My spelling is fine if you ask me. Not being able to spell is not the worst flaw you could have. I get my point across.
I don't know if Ben is Moo. Jesse says he'll give us his dog if he's Moo and Martin looked genuinly confussed when I asked him if he was Moo, so it definately could be Ben.
And Ben, is that the part where Jack is running around with a bunch of crab/rocks? If so then I think that the perfect amount of time was spent on it.
I am recovering from my blogphobia.
I am not moo. I've only really looked at this post for about three weeks. If I am moo then I'll hand-strangle all of my chickens and eat my cat.
I mean the part where jack is hallucinating.
(but the crab part was cool.)
Hey! Maybe moo is Erie's brother who I can't spell!
Who is Erie's brother who you can't spell and in what part was Jack seeing things?
I guess your not Moo, Ben.
I mean the part where their are 30 Jack Sparrows and all of that malarky. I think they should have cut to that scene every time the plot bogged down.
I can't spell Erie's brother's name, but I'll try and maybe you can figure it out.
Isea Isia Iseia Iseia I-SAY-AH
Well, it isn't ISAIAH. I checked w/ jess.
When I think the Pirates of the Caribbean should have switched to Davy Jones's locker was anytime Will opened his mouth.
For once I agree with Ben. Davy Jone's loker is way cooler that anything Will could have to say.
Isia?? Doesn't your precious computer have a spell check that can help you with difficult words like ISAIAH?
hello i like pie and ice cream
I like pie and ice cream too but I like cake and ice cream better. Moo if you don't reveal your identity I will stop speaking to you. So there.
You, Ben, are in very deep trouble. You promiced to write on the blog last night and now it's the morning and you still havn't written. I wouldn't suggest sleeping. Ever again.
Hello, peoples. I'm not going to tell you who I am.
That's just great.
Amazing! There is someone monitoring this!
I might give you a hint though, Muggie.
A hint to what? And I can't speek for whoever Muggie is but I don't think you're making any scence.
I didn't know you guys had a chatting place here.
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